Things to do tonight: Forlorn Candy Corn returns; SFist happy hour w/ Wes Burger; Ping Pong Nite

I know it’s raining, but hear me out…..

1.) Back in 2009 we wrote about Forlorn Candy Corn on an almost daily basis. Some of you may recall. Today, the artist behind the phenomenon, Briar Bonifacio, debuts a show at Adobe Books. It’s called “Mostly True” and features a couple other artists as well. Know this: Forlorn Candy Corn makes multiple appearances! 6-9pm. RSVP and invite your friends!

2.) SFist is having a big happy hour party at Virgil’s Sea Room. Hang out with the best bloggers in town, score a tote bag, cash in on drink specials, and eat a Wes Burger for dinner! 5:30-7:30pm. RSVP and invite your friends!

3.) Finally, since you’re down in that part of the ‘hood anyway, Ping Pong Nite at El Rio (just like every Thursday)! 9-midnight.

MM at SXSW: Forlorn Candy Corn t-shirt!

I saw this guy’s shirt and ran up to him, screaming, “I LOVE FORLORN CANDY CORN!”

I explained that I was a fan of the wheatpastes and whatnot we see around SF (and elsewhere) from time to time, and he explained that they’re all done by a dude from Austin (which we already knew I guess), and that a local Austin company called Industry decided to throw it on a t-shirt. Bomb.

What a cute couple though, right? I think we’d just watched Ted Leo and were getting ready to head up the hill for !!!.

Sad Cali

OMFGNYC saw this and said: ”Don’t cry for me California.”

I see it and say, “Possibly a relative of Forlorn Candy Corn?”

Beanie Baby Boner

This photo courtesy of My Lucky Number’s One is ruining my life. I might never enjoy candy corn or Beanie Babies the same way ever again.

Previously:

Forlorn Candy Corn

BART Boner

Forlorn Fire Plug

Don’t ask me, I just work here snapped this sad scene over the weekend.

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Previously:

Forlorn Candy Corn Through the Ages

Hobo Poo

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This just in: The makers of Forlorn Candy Corn have a blog! It’s called Circus Gold and contains a lot of good stuff like this.

Bedecked Tree Stump Decked

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Somebody really cleaned his clock.

Previously:

Bedecked Tree Stump’s Brethren

Forlorn Candy Corn Goes To Hollywood

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My sister Elisa came across this Forlorn Candy Corn down at Runyon Canyon Park in Hollywood this week, and she slapped a KDVS sticker at his feet to cheer him up.

Thanks, Elisa!

Related:

Forlorn Candy Corn Goes To SXSW on Mission Mission.

Mission Mission Goes To Hollywood on Mission Mission.

“Per Elisa” by Alice on YouTube.

Happy Wall, Happy Tree

Wade just sent in these shots of two more of Matthew Briar Bonifacio Rodriguez‘s characters.

For the whole story, check out Forlorn Candy Corn Porn.

Forlorn Candy Corn at SXSW

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Plumpy (who is down in Austin for the good part of SXSW) found this specimen “[o]n a pole in the back patio of some tiny random bar.” Link.

Previously:

Forlorn Candy Corn Porn