Mission Mission

Found unattended on a parked car. Hmmm…cop trap? #ReverseEntrapment pic.twitter.com/S5D0iJK58l

— Palo Alto Police (@PaloAltoPolice) October 9, 2013

You guys!  Look!  Sexpigeon spotted Dick Chicken in Palo Alto!

Now, either Dick Chicken has gone bi-coastal, or some buttmunch of a Stanford student is fucking with us by way of half-assed Dick Chicken scrawl in sharpie.

Ugh.  I can’t tell which is worse.  Go home, Dick Chicken.