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#sanfranciscogoldrushhipster Cast Irony Pan. twitter.com/eviloars/statu…

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“Plaid” still doesn’t rhyme with “laid”. #sanfranciscogoldrushhipster twitter.com/eviloars/statu…

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Mission Creek – Widely panned. #sanfranciscogoldrushhipster twitter.com/eviloars/statu…

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Covered Wagon Pop Up. #sanfranciscogoldrushhipster twitter.com/eviloars/statu…

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#sanfranciscogoldrushhipster Mr. Strauss’s Skinny Jeans. twitter.com/eviloars/statu…

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#sanfranciscogoldrushhipster I’m a Fool 4 Gold. twitter.com/eviloars/statu…

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#sanfranciscogoldrushhipster Oh, fancy shovel. twitter.com/eviloars/statu…

— Ariel Dovas (@eviloars) January 28, 2013

Corinna fills us in on the latest NorCal reactionary attitude and how her dog defecating everywhere helped coined the term:

I got home from work and my old roommate who I did not very much care for said “I need to talk to you.” Hrm, what about? Then he told me about the “serious problem with Walter.”Apparently, according to him, Walter took the longest, most abundant pee all over his box spring, then took a fat shit on his floor, then dragged his comforter onto the floor and smeared it in his feces and then dragged the comforter all over his room to spread his dog shit all over the place. This behavior seems slightly malicious and from it I can only conclude that this dude was somehow fucking with Walter.

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