La Rondalla is seriously almost ready to open this time, seriously, any day now

Eater SF reports:

[A]n active full liquor license just crossed the ABC wires, and opening should be imminent. [link]

So that’s it right? Those things ain’t cheap, so they better open the doors and start capitalizing on it quick. Right? Any day now, I’m sure.

Ganja Treats arrested

I wonder if he’ll start selling regular plain ol’ cookies the way Cold Beer Cold Water has switched to just water. “Treats! Treats! Regular ol’ treats!”

[via Just Crazy Enough to Work via SFist]

World premiere of ‘Gangnam Style’ done Dance Karaoke-style, starring Candy Winters and DJ Purple

Last night at DJ Purple‘s regular (2nd and 4th Mondays) Make-Out Room party. Shot by our own Jess Kelso. Enjoy:

Namu’s lunchtime serving of okonomiyaki is lighter and easier to eat (and more vegetarian) than the dinnertime one

And comes on this dope checkered wax paper! The bonito flakes obviously aren’t vegetarian, but you should probably just pick them off since if you don’t get them you don’t get to see them do that thing they do.

I just can’t get enough of this place.

Dognapped! [Updated!]

Our pal Stokemonster was on the scene:

Lower Mission/La Lengua neighbors, today I witnessed and chased after a guy who stole someone’s Yorkshire Terrier from in front of the Mcdonalds on 24th . I lost him on 26th & Mission but he was only out of my sight for less then 30 secs so, unless he had a getaway driver, I’m pretty sure he lives in the neighborhood. Keep an eye out for a white male, about 6 ft 180 lbs, shaved head (possibly wearing an oversized grey hoodie) with a Yorkie.

Stokes managed to track down the owner, so this is a pic of the actual dognapped pup. Keep your eyes peeled.

UPDATE: The pup is safe, according to this comment from its owner…

My dog is safe and home. I’m too overwhelmed and exhausted from such a horrible day. I will write back and tell the story later. Thank you to those who were concerned and looking out. I appreciate it sooo much.

Ritualistic reptile murder (but it’s fake, don’t worry)

Here’s a really complicated way to lock up your bike (featuring The Club)

(Thanks, Edmundo!)

When a teenager demands you let him kickflip your skateboard in a BART station and you stand there biting your nails that he doesn’t kickflip it straight onto the BART tracks

Panda on the hood of this old Volvo eats, shoots, and leaves (and then sleeps on the mattress in the back)

When your strap breaks, just cram your guitar down the front of your pants

That’s Petey from Thee Oh Sees hangin’ tuff toward the end of Saturday night’s tour opener at the Uptown in Oakland. They hit the road for a while and then end up at GAMH early next month!

(So many great unexpected uses for your jeans today!)