Toshio Hirano tonight at Mission Community Market

Might get a little damp, but it’ll be fun as usual.

‘Live sax, no slow songs’ at Dance Karaoke Thursdays with DJ Purple tonight at Slate

RSVP and invite your friends!

Likin’ vs. hatin’

I like likin’ too.

[via Just Crazy Enough to Work]

Listen to B. Hamilton right now and then go see them at Amnesia tonight

It’s their vinyl release party! And opener Windham Flat rules too.

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UFOs, sombreros, bright colors and psychedelia

Dennis Micheal Kernohan is one of our favorite dudes, and tonight his show opens at Gravel & Gold:

Please join us in celebrating this magical man and his abundant talent. Dennis, the man everyone knows and loves, the man with a permanent smile and long locks of silver glory, the man you want to see everyday and the man who knows when you need a hug. From carpentry to farming, punk rock to hanging ten, Dennis has done it all and now he brings you his art! This will be Dennis’s first show in 25 years. Heavy on the UFO’s, sombreros, bright colors and psychedelia, he has a way of making the most simple of shapes seriously mind bending. Bring a beer, bring a friend and bring some bucks ’cause you will not want to miss out on nabbing up one of his pieces.

RSVP and invite your friends!

Urban Taco Fabricator

You can complain about how Tacolicious on Valencia Street is ruining the flavor of the hood and gentrifying the fuck out of the place all you want, but just be grateful that we don’t have an Urban Taco Fabricator like they do in LA.

Yet.

[Via Vice]

Package thief fought off with bear spray

It seems that a woman got a serial package thief arrested today, after setting a trap and spraying him with bear spray. “Professional food pornographer” Sonya Yu tweeted the ordeal as it unfolded. Select tweets appear below in chronological order.

Noe Valley SF also has some video.

Celebrate Bruce Lee’s birthday tonight at the Unresolved Love Life of Bruce Lee!

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Two local beers that taste like popular desserts

They’re both seasonal specialties from Cervecería de MateVeza. Brewer Jim says they usually don’t name a beer until after it’s done, which may account for the accuracy of the names — the names are very accurate. So if you like dulce de leche or Tootsie Rolls, go try these beers.

Here’s one now:

Oooh I wonder if these will be on hand at this weekend’s rock ‘n’ beer festival.

The Bay Brewed Rock and Roll Beer Festival features Bear in Heaven, Sonny and the Sunsets and UNLIMITED local beer tasting

The Bay Brewed returns to the Mission this Saturday afternoon! Bands in the middle, ping pong at the beginning and end, beer and eats the entire time:

RSVP and invite your friends! And get tickets here!