Mission Mission

Quite a format! Not sure anything like this has ever been done before. Here’s the lineup:

Caitlin Gill
Casey Ley
Kevin Camia
Ben Feldman
Shanti Charan
Kaseem Bentley
Sean Keane
Natasha Muse
Mike Drucker
Dave Thomason
Brendan Lynch
Joe Gorman
Anna Seregina
Jules Posner
Colleen Watson
Kevin O’Shea
Josef Anolin
Mary Van Note
Jesse Fernandez
Kevin Munroe
David Gborie
Joey Devine
Jesse Elias
Lydia Popovich
Red Scott
Andrew Holmgren
Juan Medina
Matt Gubser
George Chen
Clare O’Kane
Greg Asdourian
Rajeev Dhar
Kristee Ono
Drew Harmon
James Fluty
OJ Patterson
Kate Willett
Cameron Vannini
Kollin Holtz
Land Smith

Advance tickets here.

RSVP and invite your friends!

Surprise! You don’t buy a carton of eggnog!

Our pal Eric (as part of his beautifully shot, edited and scored Thirsty For… series) shows us how it’s really done:

Our friend Heather found this notice posted up at SF General, where she works:

Do not wear while going to Dynamo Donuts, El Metate, or Humphrey Slocombe

Probably best not to risk looking like you have a reputable job when patronizing said establishments anyway, you might look like you can actually afford it here.

From El Tecolote‘s Facebook page:

According to El Tecolote there are no injuries.

UPDATE: Mission Local says that there were four cars involved and that at least one person was injured.

Holiday cheer! This will likely be the holiday party to end ‘em all! Here’s the deal:

The first SINGIN’ & PINGIN’ was the most fun anyone had ever had in the history of ever, so you’re darn right we’re doing it again! And we’re making it our official holiday party!!

DJ Purple (http://djpurple.com/) is an award-winning performer, and his DANCE KARAOKE parties are the stuff of legend.

We’ll have two ping pong tables for plenty of Berlin-style action, as well as foosball and skeeball in the mezzanine, drink specials, lots of dance floor, karaoke lyrics up on the big screen, and a handful of cozy rickshaws for cuddlin’.

RSVP and invite your friends! (And then peep DJ Purple’s songbook and get a-practicin’!)

Pics of the epic Singin’ & Pingin 1 right here if you wanna see what you’re in for.

I still don’t get it.

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Our pal Xtinal got to tour the Kink.com armory and spotted an “upgraded” Johnny 5. Times must be tough, even for escaped sentient Nova robots. We know he can feel love, but can he feel… you know… pleasure?

BTW, have you seen the El Debarge video for “Who’s Johnny”? Total disappointment. They clearly didn’t have the budget to hire the robot or Steve Guttenberg, so they just put a cardboard cutout of Steve and a lame puppet robot arm into a few shots. The song still holds up and they did manage to cast the ultra-cute Ally Sheedy, though:

[via Xtinalrichards]

What better place to ring in 2013 than at one of the best new places to open in 2012? Plus, Sommer from Mission Bowling Club tells us this is the first time they’re able to stay open ’til 2am, so do take advantage of that! Bowl the night away!!!

Get tickets here!