Mission Mission

Whoa, how spooky is this screenshot I just took??

Watch the carnage (and the aftermath) here:

So for goodness’ sake be careful out there. I make a point of never going anywhere near any door.

Perhaps consult this helpful animated GIF from a few years back.

[via Gawker]

[via Baby Ghost]

[via Broke-Ass Stuart on Instagram]

Artist Jenni Sparks is from England, so maybe she just didn’t know any better — or maybe she’s a VISIONARY. Think how awesome it’d be if instead of flying down into that painfully loud Transbay Tube, BART popped out of its hole and sped along the Bay Bridge! Imagine! The views! I love it.

See the whole thing (and perhaps purchase a copy) here.

Oh and here’s how the Mission looks (also kind of fantastical):

[via SFist]

I thought it would only be for that first day, but nope.

[Photo by Jessica Gonzalez, via It's Always Sunny in San Francisco]

[via It's Always Sunny in San Francisco]

As you most likely know, earlier this week Nate Silver’s FiveThirtyEight proclaimed the Mission’s La Taqueria to be the makers of the best burrito in the country (and world?). Here is the line today.

Dear @FiveThirtyEight: This is line for La Taqueria burritos today, c/o friend on the scene. This is all your fault. pic.twitter.com/G8zJ3jzvwr

— Hannah Levintova (@H_Lev) September 12, 2014

[photo by Gene Goldstein-Plesser]

What’s better than an afternoon of enjoying guacamole? Nothing. There is none a better social option between the hours of 2pm and 5pm on this particular Saturday in September.

Guacamole. It’s made with avocados, lime, bacon, excitement, tomatoes, onion, cilantro, love, and several dozen other food companions. It’s the tastiest green dish to eat on a Saturday with a beer, and sharing it is a proven way to make good friends, better. This Saturday, we’ll eat as much guac as we possibly can consume. We’ll laugh, listen to festive music, and devour what is assuredly sure to be a outstanding interpretations of the word ‘guacamole.’ The winner to be crowned with the guacamole glory trophy, bragging rights until next Indian summer, the title of official “Guacamole of San Francisco”, and a kickass prize!

So if you think that you’re guacamole has what it takes to be crowned champion, or if you simply enjoy guacamole & good weather, go sign up! We’ll provide the chips!

Details from the competition’s are located at the appropriated titled website guacamole.expert.

Check out these other wonderful guacamole related posts!

-Chris Bunting

Woohoo! Just in time for the weekend! Let’s take these babies straight to the budget yacht!

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