Set off by this photo of an Englishman eating a burrito with a knife and fork, Burrito Justice got to work on a formal system of “Burrito Law.” Here’s are the first two statutes:
- if you pull off all the foil, it is no longer a burrito
- if you touch it with a knife and fork, it is no longer a burrito
Read on for the full story and the rest of the statutes.