Mission Mission

What oh what does it taste like? (And would RayRay get pissed if I ordered one?)

[via Sexpigeon, who is currently on holiday in Norway]

Spotted hundreds of miles away in a completely different part of this state!

Previously:

• I studied ‘upstate’
• About Other Missions
• Anything South of Cesar Chavez is Southern California

One-time Mission resident/college buddy/comedian/stuntman/clown Jeff Seal went on some kind of mysterious hobo adventure and jumped on a bunch of trains around the Eastern coast. Here’s a video he put together featuring the soothing sounds of Dan Deacon:

Maybe it’s just the COPS style shaky cam, but train hopping looks scary as fuck. Mission Mission does not endorse this awesome behavior and is not responsible for resulting loss of limb.

Apparently they have rad murals too in Half Moon Bay.  Love the corner perspective!

This is how people in LA dismissively refer to the Bay Area while they’re drinking their champagne and eating their fancy dinners.  Upstate.  Like Berkeley is Syracuse or something.

So, how do we feel about this?  Perhaps it’s finally time for that Great War of California to happen.

Holy shit. I guess this is kinda old, but back in February these crazy MFs scaled the Golden Gate Bridge, hung out for a while, took EPIC pictures, and left without getting caught (or sleeping with the fishes). Here’s a snip of their riveting tale:

I had a sure grip on the cable but could not pull my self up. My mind raced. I was about to lose my holy grail because I had let myself get out of shape. My partner in crime dropped from the rail in exhaustion and warned of approaching vehicles. Adrenaline kicked in and I willed myself onto the orange cable.  “Just go!” she yelled.

Read on at No Promise of Safety.

Last summer we heard all about some place in Oxford called The Mission Mexican Grill. Yesterday, word came down that there’s a new game in town (in Oxford). It’s called Mission Burrito:

These exterior pics are great, but what about the grub??

[via Kate]

It’s Cinco de Mayo. Maybe you want to get the hell out of the neighborhood tonight and avoid the shitshow that is a bunch of bros cabbing in to celebrate the holiday? Perhaps you’ll consider hanging in the Tenderloin. If you do, be sure to play Tenderloin Bingo.

“Someone Wearing the Shirt You Gave to Goodwill Six Months Ago” might make it pretty tough to get a blackout, but I’m sure it’s still a fun game.

Also, are Tenderloin Unicorns real?

[via YMFY]

If only their coach was as comfortable with his sexuality as their fans.

[Photo by Ann, recently transplanted to SF from Atlanta]

UPDATE: I’ve been duped. Apparently this was a meme last year. Great pic in any case.

That just ain’t right.

[via cellybrain]