Mission Mission

I was stretching, and then I thought, "I should make a booty video" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #smackitsmackit #beyonce #sfgiants #assassass #dessertfedbooty

A video posted by Candy (@misscandygram) on Jun 28, 2015 at 1:35pm PDT

¡Bailando por Los Warriors! #Warriors #DubNation #laMision #sanpancho #locobloco June 16, 2015

A video posted by christy osorio (@chritychritychrity) on Jun 16, 2015 at 10:46pm PDT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibIlGlBufyw&feature=youtu.be&t=13s

Badass!

If you’re confused, maybe this will help:

Or maybe it won’t.

In any case, score one of your own (in unisex or womens’ sizes) by looking for Amos Goldbaum out by Rhea’s on Valencia, or by visiting the Amos Goldbaum website.

Warriors!

Who needs Mission Cliffs when you’ve got the armory? No fees!

(Just kidding! Support local business!)

[via Xtina]

And just like the MVP, I got a minor contusion but I’m A-okay!!!

Game 5 of the Western Conference Finals starts in less than an hour, let’s party!

I saw somebody in the audience at Oracle last night with a “HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM” sign, during the nail-biting fourth quarter, so I started singing the chorus from this great jam by the Gooch Palms (who are performing this summer at Mosswood Park in Oakland at Burger Boogaloo along with the Mummies, the Gories, John Waters, the Black Lips, the Trouble Makers and lots more) and it worked — we won! The chorus in question doesn’t kick in until about 2:10, so be patient:

And check it out, I was wearing a Gooch Palms shirt at the time, what are the odds?

(Actually I have four Gooch Palms shirts, so the odds were pretty good.)

Go Warriors!

[Photo by Jaime Lou]

Whatever u say, Giabbit

[via Matt, who is abroad at the moment]

As of 45 minutes ago, in J. Rusten‘s “free scrap” box on 23rd Street.

[via J. Rusten on Instagram]

[via Chris]