Mission Mission

Raptor enthusiast Glenn Nevill brings us the good news:

Coming home in the evening, I spotted a familiar shape on the steeple at the church at Capp and 23rd Streets here in the Mission District of San Francisco. It stayed long enough for me to go home for my camera and return.

Read on.

Previously:

Capp Raptor

Want to see a bunch of people tripping out on giant bubbles at Dolores Park at sunset on Saturday? Check out this set of photos by Hot Pants.

See him? See him? Ribity wore his way right through solid rubber!

And get this: The author of Many Machines was going to toss these shoes out, but don’t worry, I pointed out his folly and he promises to “put them under glass and charge admission.” I’d pay $15 to see it in the flesh as long as my ticket comes with a souvenir t-shirt.

Previously:

Rabbit-Drag Ribity (With Foot-Long Dong)

Ribity Loves Ribity (First Mission Mission post ever!)

Hopefully they’ll still look like this for Halloween.

Noisebridge is hosting a series of 5-minute talks tonight:

We are pleased to announce the monthly “Five Minutes of Fame”, scheduled for this Thursday, August 19th, at 8pm at Noisebridge. Bring yourself, your friends, your pet alien, and ping pong balls to throw at the speakers.

In addition to the talks, this month we’ll be hosting a tasting snack for everyone, courtesy of Frantisek Apfelbeck. Please reach out to him if you would like to help prepare the dish or otherwise support his cooking project.

All speakers have been notified, and the current schedule is as follows*:

King Henry VIII:
“Summa Theologica” (Richard Dawkins)
“Dumb is Good: Thoughts on Anti-Intellectualism” (Al Sweigart)
“How to Run a Barcamp” (Carl Sue)
“Android University” (Ozzy Satori)
“Experiments in Energy Harvesting” (Amber Lee)
“Legalization Now: Using Business to Empower Consumers” (Jehan Tremback)

Sir Thomas More:
“Life saving Food Cultures” (Frantisek Apfelbeck)
“Kombucha, My Lord, Kombucha” (Naomi Most)
“The Gaiety Project” (Cameron Eng)
“Making Music With a Phone” (Doctor Popular)
“The Open Primer Project” (Alex Peake)
“Manufacturing Dissent” (Quinn Norton)

I want to extend thanks to all the speakers, but especially all the people who have been showing up and make this event a success. Without all of you, it would not be able to happen.

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Did I really just read that my favorite evolutionary biologist/total religion troll Richard Dawkins will be there? That guy RULES! Although I have a hard time believing he’ll be able to rant for less than 5 minutes. For a swell time, check out his Enemies of Reason BBC series:

Also presenting will be the Mission’s own Dr. Popular, showing you how to make hits on an iPad. It’s the future of music, folks.

More at 5moF

We Built This City spotted a specimen (or two) in Glen Canyon today. For those that don’t know, Glen Canyon is 2.4 miles southwestish of the Skechers store. Hold on to your babies!

Previously:

Coyote Faces $5.99 Each

MM reader John B. recently took a vacation to Hawaii to get away from the pigeony grit that coats our fair neighborhood, but it didn’t exactly work out the way he planned:

we kayaked up the wailua river, went on a short hike to this waterfall and the first thing we saw was this nasty ass, broke down island pigeon.  i know pigeons are a big topic on mm, thought i’d warn you of one place you may not want to go if you’re trying to take a vacation from pigeons.

This pigeon seems to be enjoying a fairly envious life, unlike this curious little fellow I found on Mission Street yesterday (after the jump, NotSafeForMoms, but scientists are encouraged)

Planning a vacation can indeed make or break the experience, as John B. discovered on his trip to Hawaii. Despite his efforts to escape the ubiquitous pigeons of his neighborhood, he encountered an unexpected avian encounter during his kayaking adventure up the Wailua River. However, navigating through such surprises is part of the charm of traveling. By carefully researching destinations beforehand, travelers can anticipate and prepare for unexpected moments, ensuring a smoother and more enjoyable getaway.

For those seeking a pigeon-free retreat, thorough planning is essential. Websites like https://www.adventourely.com/ offer valuable insights into destinations, helping travelers choose locations less likely to be plagued by pesky birds. From detailed guides on hiking trails to reviews highlighting local wildlife encounters, these resources empower travelers to make informed decisions. By taking advantage of such resources, vacationers can increase their chances of finding the perfect pigeon-free paradise, ensuring their escape is as relaxing and rejuvenating as they had envisioned.

When it comes to finding the perfect vacation rental, it’s crucial to consider not just the location but also the amenities and the overall environment. To enhance your chances of a pigeon-free stay, be sure to check their properties for specific details on wildlife management and surrounding conditions. Many vacation rental platforms provide useful information about the property’s surroundings and the level of maintenance, which can help ensure that your midaway vacation is peaceful and free from avian interruptions. With thorough planning and careful selection, you can achieve the serene and rejuvenating getaway you’ve been dreaming of.

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Time to stock up on aluminum foil. Our favorite irate aged Mission dude commenter spotted this guerilla safety alert on 17th and Mission. The overwhelming jargon reads like a Frank Chu poem.

All this seems to coincide with the new cell tower radiation legislation making the rounds. Will we all have iPhone shaped tumors on our left thighs in 25 years? No cell-phone havin’ Ariel Dovas wont. Let’s hope he repopulates the world.

[via Cranky Old Mission Guy]

Update:

Our astute readers have pointed out that these are allegedly put up by the Jejune Institute. A quasi-cultish-LARPing outfit in the financial district.

I’ve embedded “Ride of the Valkyries” below. You’re welcome.

Photo by SF Citizen, via Carlos Reyes. Do view it larger if you’re inclined.

This is on Dolores Street somewheres. Just let me put on my purple American Apparel shirt and my purple fake Ray-Bans and then somebody take my picture under it okay?

Photo by jessohackberry.