Mission Mission

Ronnie says:

Chirpa disappeared Sunday night at 2am at 18th and Capp Street. We are very concerned for his well being and believe that he may have been stolen. He has medicine that he needs to take. Cash Reward for his safe return ASAP!

Capp Street! Facebook page.

The steamiest development in stencil art.

Now I know why my tenant agreement strictly forbids keeping wolves on the premises.

I excitedly ran over to my neighbor’s house with 537 dollars cash-money hoping to bet in a new Capp St. cockfighting ring only to discover that they are merely using them for a big chicken dinner.  Slaughtering chickens for food?  That’s just barbaric.

Previously on Mission Mission:

• $0.99 2-piece at Popeye’s
• Ba-Kok, New Kid on the Block

Did anyone find the subject line funny?  No?  Okay, sorry.

(Found on Folsom by the awesome Don’t ask me, I just work here)

Photo by mattymatt.

Okay, we swear we’re not turning into a lost pet bulletin board, but this one sounds important:

Lost African Grey Parrot in the vicinity of 20th and Florida
Grey with Red tail feathers.
Whistles the Good the Bad and the Ugly.
Answers to the name of Dude.
Reward.

Please contact
Linda at 298-8224
or
Jarico at 699-4304

UPDATE: Linda says, “Dude busted out of his cage yesterday morning and decided to truck around the neighborhood for a spell. I ran around the block calling to him, made signs,spent four hours crying my eyes out when lo and behold he decide to go to the climbing gym on Ha…rrison. They put him a box and called animal control. Two climbers that had been there went the cafe and saw my sign and the counter guy called me. What are the chances?”

Maybe it was the entire bottle of Charles Shaw that I drank at Dolores Park Movie Nite, but I do appreciate this shark art.

I am also totally psyched about how shitty/awesome the second photo came out. (click photos to enlarge)

UPDATE: FOUND!

From lost & found:

Lost Male Cat Orange Tabby, 14lbs, 8yrs old (mission district)

We are missing our cat so much. We have had him for 8 years and can’t imagine life without him. If you have seen him please give us a call at: 415-516-9031 or 650-228-4681

Name: Elliott
Age: 8years
Missing since: Friday 08-07-09 after 11pm
Sex: MALE
Weight: 14lbs
Color: mostly orange with white paws and belly

Elliott went missing near our house on Treat ave. between 21st and 22nd.

Link. Thanks, Cortney!

Eve found this “Tacked to tree at Folsom and 18th.” Thanks, Eve!