Mission Mission

It’s a lovely day for a thunder lizard to laze upon the lawn. Get thee to the park!

Somehow I didn’t know that Troy Holden has a tumblr. It’s full of gems like this breathtaking shot of local pigeon whisperer Swan, and I don’t know why he isn’t racking up thousands of “likes” per post. Go follow him, if you’re into this internet stuff.

Be sure to check out the documentary on Swan, while you’re at it.

Reader Chris T. came across these scenes on Capp Street this morning, one at 25th and the other all the way up at 16th. What the?

“I’m on the boy’s bathroom side, holding up a unicorn hand puppet!”

Surprisingly, this is not the first time someone used unicorns to mark her territory in the park. Remember this one?

If you don’t have a unicorn hand puppet, what the hell is wrong with you? I guess you could always hold one of these into the air, too:

Then I suppose after that you could play beer pong while listening to Bob Marley’s Legend.

Cuter than the last one? Tough to say.

[Photo by Kieran] [Happy, Laura?]

Explains Summer Is Rad:

I find weird shit on Harrison St.

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Now that’s just right, am I wrong?

[Photo by Mary]

Now that’s just wrong, am I right? Or I dunno, maybe it’s water soluble, or CGI. F.E.B. C.G.I.!

[Photo by Man Freckles]

You know it’s a nice day when the parrots come out to play.

Previously:

• Parrot soars over Dolores Park
• Parrot Squadron