Mission Mission

You predict a riot.

See if you can spot Sexy P.

Kind of funny, Troy. But not entirely funny…

If you guys missed Ariel’s sad Four Loko story last week, now’s your chance.

This thing would let pedestrians and cyclists avoid that big hill from Aquatic Park up into Fort Mason. Which would be easy on the knees, but then when would we ever hang out on Fort Mason’s beautiful green?

Anyway, SFist tells us all about it.

The Bay Citizen reports:

And now, after blog comments about spitting and vague word of tire-slashing, Blue Bottle owner James Freeman said that he has decided not to drive his trailer into the park at all.

“I don’t need this controversy,” Freeman said. His main issue, what to do with the four employees hired to operate the coffee truck, which was permitted for daily operation for two years, has been happily resolved, as the employees will be distributed throughout other Blue Bottle locations and catering operations.

Blog comments about spitting and tire-slashing? Classy. Mission Mission commenters, thanks for not being those kinds of commenters. Read on.

Previously:

Blue Bottle Not Actually the Next American Apparel?

This joke is a few months late I think, but it’s okay because Necessary Conversation is so charming! Watch this week’s broadcast here.

Overheard yesterday evening at Dolores Park, screamed from a hilltop:

“I GOT A JOB!!!”

Congrats, guy. Keep your chins up, people. It’s possible after all.

Photo by Gregory Veen.

David Enos breaks the news:

Proposed City Ordinances & Bans

Sit/Shout

Leak/Lie

Perform Acoustic Green Day Covers/Keep A Puppy In Your Shirt

Curse/Rasp

And a few more. Read on.

[Photo by gregorylggregory.]

Think Blue Bottle should be allowed to sell coffee in the park? Think Blue Bottle should not be allowed to sell coffee in the park? Perhaps you should consider attending this community meeting tonight at 7:00pm and voicing your opinion, or clapping for someone with whom you agree.

Dolores Parks Works has all the details.

For a little background:

Blue Bottle Not Actually the New American Apparel?

Blue Bottle the New American Apparel?

Necessary Conversation, a weekly online newscast starring Melissa Griffin and Beth Spotswood, hipped us to this popular new Mission District storefront. Can’t wait to check it out.

Here are some other highlights from last week’s episode: