Mission Mission

Zoë Stagg is that rare San Francisco internet person who decided to give up her cushy day job and join the Army. Pretty dang rare, right?

But at least her San Francisco-internet-person pedigree landed her a choice post. Her mission this week? Running the social media for a multi-day training exercise. That’s correct.

And if she doesn’t get plenty of reblogs, it’s KP duty for a week! Or something. Anyway, do follow along.

As part of some kind of MTV thing or something, Ludacris made an appearance at Thurgood Marshall High School last week. He tells the kids to keep education first. Also, some stuff about God.

SFist has the video right here.

Whew. That was a lot of fun last night and also way too crazy at the end. We hope everyone finds themselves this morning, because now we’ve gotta vote! If you’re still undecided The SF Appeal posted some handy voting guides that Matt Baume put together. If you need to find your polling place, go here and enter your address in the upper right corner.

We’ve got Sit/Lie, pot legality, a new governator, Board of Soup, all kinds of big ones. Go work it out!

Photo, title and reminder by Arlen. Thanks, Arlen!

This week on Necessary Conversation, Beth and Melissa present a handy and humorous voting guide, so you don’t have to think to hard for yourself about how to vote.

They also explain why they don’t ride Muni (smells like jizz, etc.) and crack up a lot:

And there’s this:

Watch it now.

We thought Ramona’s blog was just a place to read good writing, but now it’s a place to look at good pictures too. These girls look PUMPED!

The latest on EDW Lynch’s latest romantic status was revealed at a press conference last week at Amnesia:

So glad to see the return of BBC reporter Darvid Tokishi. Anyway, they are accepting dating applications for all you interested parties, ladies or men. Legally, they can’t require you to specify.

The EDW Lynch corporate manglomerate is delighted to announce we are now accepting applications for our Fall romantic evaluation meeting (dating) season.

The manglomerate has been inundated by romantic inquiries ever since EDW Lynch announced our tri­umphant return to the San Francisco romantic market last week. Our easy to use dating application form will streamline the process of selecting qualified applicants for romantic evaluation meetings during Fall 2010.

Apply Now! EDW Lynch Application for Romantic Evaluation Meeting

As you can see, there are some very important questions in the evaluation:

I’ll have to run these documents by legal and touch base with the VP of Romantic Affairs. In the meantime, you can review the documentation at EDW Lynch.

Previously:

Breaking: Manglomerate EDW Lynch Leaving the SF Romantic Market

Iraqi-Japanese Fusion Restaurant Bonsai Tree Piercing

Travis snapped this picture in front of Modern Times and asks the above question.  To which we say, at least this fellow has the courtesy to act consistently with what he is advocating; unlike, say, these law-bending scofflaws.

Previously:

Banksy Weighs in on Sit-Lie

Photo by Summer Is Rad.

Previously:

The Next KKKatie

‘Free KKKatie’ Graffiti in Europe

Beware, everybody!

Thanks for the tip, Dylan!

Previously:

Come Scoot With Me

Mopeds on the Freeway (Video)