Fun With Composting

This week’s edition of Necessary Conversation takes a look at how the city’s composting program is being put to use in various neighborhoods. In the Tenderloin they’re composting dead hookers, elsewhere they’re composting other things, but the Mission gets the big perfectly delivered punchline. Watch:

Previously:

Mission-Based Human Trafficking Ring Exposed!

Video Game Tattoos!!

[Thanks, Jessica!]

A Stand-Up Comedy Act Almost Entirely About the Mission

Chris Garcia wrote this set just for you.

Update: Chris performs at the Dark Room on Mission b/t 18 and 19th every Wednesday at 8-10pm as part of the Business. He recommends pairing this with a burrito and Whiskey Wednesdays at Benders.

Where Do Riot Cops Go When They're Done Subduing Rioters?

“The line for the riot cop after party in my room,” says local popstar Myles Cooper, “Meow!”

What did Myles DJ for them, you ask? Try this:

Banksy Simpsons Intro

Woah.

[via Gizmodo]

Update: Fox pulled the YouTube link. Here’s the vimeo version:

Previously:

San Francisco Has Banksy Fever!

Coffee Wars Episode I – The Fandom Menace

I actually know a couple of veterans of the Coffee Wars. Most of them switched to tea. A few defectors are said to still be in hiding at McLaren park.

[via the entire internet, and Killing My Lobster]

Sexy Sex Lunch

Christina Amini from Chronicle Books wants to have lunch with us:

Now, I’m the editor of The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex and I love my author Kristen Schaal (Mel from Flight of the Conchords), and want to make sure that as many MissionMission fans as possible come on over. There will be food. There will be books. There might be boobs.

Sexy sex lunch! From noon to 1pm, Kristen will sign books and say hi to you, and there will be food. Chronicle is at 680 2nd Street down near the ballpark.

Read all about the book here.

Judd Apatow Thing

Bay Citizen just published a piece on Judd Apatow’s new book, a humor collection that features some cartoons like the above and benefits 826. Here the filmmaker discusses his involvement with the popular charity:

I help out raising money for 826 LA. Last year, we did a big benefit that was a parody of benefits. We paid tribute to Seth Rogen for the charity work he had not done yet. and had all these big stars paying tribute to him. It was $10,000 a table but we served Kentucky Fried Chicken and Red Bull.

Click here to read several more tidbits about Apatow’s craft and upcoming projects and watch the accompanying video.

Buy (or learn more about) the book here.

Bongs, Butt Plugs and Black Pepper Ice Cream

Necessary Conversation, a weekly online newscast starring Melissa Griffin and Beth Spotswood, hipped us to this popular new Mission District storefront. Can’t wait to check it out.

Here are some other highlights from last week’s episode:

Wonder Showzen Crew Live at the Roxie

Mike from the Roxie got in touch to tell us about a very special program happening this weekend:

I wanted to give you a head’s up on a really fantastic thing happening at the Roxie this coming Sunday at 7pm – An Evening with PFFR.  PFFR are the geniuses behind such provocative tv shows as WONDER SHOWZEN, XAVIER: RENEGADE ANGEL, and DELOCATED.  They’ve also worked on South Park, That’s My Bush, Late Night with Conan O’Brien and, yes, Snoop Doggy Dogg’s DOGGY FIZZLE TELEVIZZLE.

No way!

Here’s a funny thing they did: