Mission Mission

Totally disgusting! How do you deal?

[Photo by Monkey Tone News]

San Francisco still has a laser cat problem. Getting rid of these things isn’t as easy as people think.

We previously witnessed Brock’s close encounter, (The green ones may be the most common) and were haunted by a frightening depiction.

What do they want?? Or are they just hell bent on creating destruction?

(image by mikeynoogiee)

Some nerd wants to know:

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If, that is, you want access to behind-the-scenes gems like this:

It’s not epic poetry or anything, but it can be fun: Mission Mission on Tumblr

A gnarcissist!

If this guy is one, you can’t really blame him:

Gnar!

[Joke by Mimi V.] [Video via Ice Tubes]

I was gonna be all, “Who would want a warm beer?” But c’mon, hipster parties always feature a big warm box of Pabsts sitting on a counter getting warmer and warmer with every passing second. Maybe somebody needs to invent a party-ice cinch to go with that six-pack cinch everybody loves so much.

I like the glasses though. I need that color.

P.S. This looks pretty dangerous, right?

[Photo by Alister Cameron] [via Lindsey]

This is how they do it on Polk Street at 7:45pm on a Saturday night I guess.

It’s time to move on, but you’re not finished with your chardonnay, so you take it with you, out onto the corner, and try to finish it up while your boyfriend hails a cab. Cab comes, you discard your beverage — and it’s on to the next destination.

So, this’ll be pretty different.

First of all, JokeSlam takes place at Cafe Cocomo, which is a salsa club way over in a secluded corner of the Dogpatch, and how often do you find yourself at a place like that on a Friday night?

Second of all, look at this poster art. How often do you find yourself at a thing with poster art like this?

Third of all, it combines pro-wrestling and stand-up comedy. What more can be said?

I mean, other than — please look at everybody’s names:

Main Event:
Fatal Four Way Elimination Match- Who is the King Of California?
“Big Country” Jody Kristofferson Vs “The British Messiah” Timothy Thatcher Vs “Rock Legend Scum” Adam Thornstowe Vs “Wrestling Personified” Rik Luxury

High Flying Lucha Showcase:
“The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra Vs Shiek Khan Abadi

Tag Team War:
The Suburban Commandos Vs Mike Hayashi + Mike Rayne

Punk Rock Vs Lucha Libre
Luster The Legend (Reno Scum) Vs Lucha Magnifico (Hoodslam)

Special Challege Match:
Jeckles the Jester Vs Dylan Drake

Yeah. See you there.

Full press release after the jump:

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