Mission Mission

At Pancho Villa.

(thanks Sharon!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKvKDXnJtmU

[via Mimi]

If you’re not following Mission Mission on Facebook, you should. If only for the LOLs brought by local pussy debilitater (and frequent commenter) Ryan Christopher Parks:

LIKE

“Fresh ingredients, no MSG or lard, no preservatives, no bull?” Are you saying you only serve the meat of female cows here? What kind of establishment flat out admits they not only just serve lady cows, but proudly displays it on their menu?! For shame. You’ll be hearing from my something or other about this atrocity.

But in all seriousness, their bro-less cow dishes taste really good. Just sayin’.

This is one last reminder. Attend Uptown Almanac’s Locally-Sourced Pop-Up Comedy Night tonight (like in 90 minutes) at the Roxie… because Mimi:

You should totally go to this and support laughs: Uptown Almanac is throwing a comedy bash featuring some of our favorite local stand-up comedians, including Sean Keane and Chris Garcia, at the Roxie tomorrow, Tuesday May 10th.

It’s only $6.50 and there will be lots of complimentary PBR to go around! So if you drink six, that’s like a $3 value. Starts at 7:30pm. We’ll be there, so if you want to take out the entire Mission blogging community all at once, that’s your chance to strike.

Presale tix are available here.

This is a good time to point out how awesome the Mexican flag is, according to local funnyman Sean Keane in this video:

Happy Cinco de Mayo, all.

Here are the first four panels of a new strip by Julia Wertz:

See what “The Thing” is here. I love this strip.

Just now a limousine (not pictured) cruised past the liquor store at 20th and Bryant. A drunk standing out front shouted at it:

You got Neil Diamond in there!? He’s a fat rat!!

So, yeah, Neil Diamond probably was not in the Mission.

[Photo by marshall313]

But I think they’d be even funnier with a couple minor swaps. Aid Helper is good, but Help Aider would be even better. Du Bang is really good, but Bangd U would just knock me over. That’s all.