Mission Mission

Let the haters hate. Never give up!

Reader Donald H. posted this on the official Mission Mission Facebook wall. Thanks, Donald!

Oh! Yum!

I mean, you’re innocent until proven guilty, right? Right.

Also, the vandalism may be alleged, but the excellent penmanship is confirmed.

[Photo by Talent Is An Asset]

Just so you know, no matter how friendly this thing is said to be, my gut reaction would be to kill it with fire and run very fast in the other direction.  It may look cute on paper, but imagine it as a real creature. You’d do the same thing too.

Check out more Swampy here.  Just as “friendly” as the guard dog.

And maybe if you have time you can get me more cupcakes!  Please?

This wall can be found in the bathroom at Project One, site of last night’s epic Ocean Spray show.

Dude, wait! It was supposed to say “DARK ART$”!

I know, dude. This totally happened to me before! Back in Bristol I used to write “£IBERAL ARTS” and people kept fucking with it! I was appalled! That’s when I switched to “AI₦’T MISBEHAVI₦’.”

I came across this love note at 19th and Valencia earlier this week, and thought to myself, “Concise, gets the message out there — could do better.” Is this really the way gentlemen are courting ladies these days?

I have some advice for our graffiti Cyrano de Bergerac: chicks love the sonnets. Here — I even started one for you to help you in your quest for Becca’s love… and other things:

My dearest Becca, without whom this wall would be blank and nothingness.  My love is as deep and permanent as this sharpie pen in which I use to shout to all, “I love thee my darling, and I’m really good at sex, so, you know, call me”

Your move, Romeo (unless anyone else can do better).

Some bold imagery on a pretty choice canvas, somewhere in the vicinity of Bi-Rite.

I think I might have a nightmare about Bird Dog tonight: “Bark, bark, bark!” Flap, flap, flap! “Woof!” *Lays egg*

[Photo by Christopher Gross]

Bathroom art taken to the next dimension at the Makeout Room.  So anatomically accurate–this “MD” must be a doctor or something.