Mission Mission

(Thanks, David!)

Quick, somebody get some turtles and a rat. I got an idea.

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Today’s filthy update brought to you as the first installment of the new DOA (Daily Osage Alley) series, previously mentioned here. Stay tuned for more daily doses of innovate couch use, mountains of banana peels, and piles of broken dice from one of the Mission’s lesser known waste strewn alleys.

With hats, that is.

[Zoltron via Fecal Face]

And apparently this message is rated PG-13.

[Submitted by Kseniya M via our Facebook wall. Thanks, Kseniya!]

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(Thanks, Robin and Keith!)

Not sure what the “BAHMA” part means (either they misspelled Barmah or they misspelled their own Etsy name), but I’m taking the “KANGAROO” part as a celebration of Australia Day, which was last Thursday. (Go drink a Cooper’s at Zeitgeist if you’d care to celebrate belatedly.)

[via Dennis Kernohan]