New popup pops up tonight at Bruno’s MAYBE IT WILL BE AS GOOD AS KRONNERBURGER

A sample Off the Beaten Path menu looks like this:

Shared Plates

Bread & Butter
Fluer de Syl, whipped butter
Burrata Plate
heirloom tomato, basil
Apple Kale Salad
bell peppers, tomatoes, avocado, cilantro peanut vinaigrette
Market Salad
greens, berries, goat cheese, candied walnuts, lemon poppyseed vinaigrette
Teriyaki Habanero Wings
citrus, chive ranch, sweet chili sauce
Charred fennel & Cauliflower
garlic mornay, toasted breadcrumbs
Salmon Croquettes
asparagus, bacon, garlic bechamel

Sando’s
W/soup, salad, or fritz

Lamb Sliders
center cut bacon, muenster, grilled onions
Sweet Mercy
bacon, havarti, apple chutney, arugula
The Cowboy
bacon, provolone, arugula, spicy aioli

Entrees

Buttermilk Chicken & Waffles
Mac & Cheese
spiced pork, bell peppers, prosciutto crisp
BBQ Flat Bread Pizza
burrata, prosciutto, fig, arugula, balsamic glaze
Persimmon BBQ Ribs ½ or shared
slaw, jalapeno cheese biscuit
Chimichurri Steak
green garlic, rosemary potatoes
Herb Crusted Lamb
Mashed potatoes, braised greens, pan jous

Not sure if all of that will be on offer tonight, but — there’s only one way to find out.

RSVP and invite your friends.

(Thanks, Paul.)

Here’s a nice analog Yelp review of the new KronnerBurger

[via KronnerBurger on Instagram]

Cool new innovation in artisanal cocktail flavoring

Drink of the Week: Floating on a Cloud

Float a little Fernet on top of a pint of Anchor Flying Cloud Stout. It’s a variation on the San Francisco classic The Bottom of the Bay. Dark and stormy.

Drink of the Week: Jello shots at Chino (eaten with chopsticks)

They contain gin, sloe gin, apricot and lime, and they’re real fun to try to pick up and transfer to your gullet.

Steph Curry Sausage, now available at 4505 Meats (Go Warriors!)

[via 4505 on Instagram]

Changes

Luna Park has shuttered and it will soon be something new from the Mission Beach Cafe folks.

The former Specchio recently reopened as the Buffalo Club but then received a cease-and-desist order from something else with Buffalo in the name, so it is reopening as Cease & Desist.

[via Capp Street Crap]

Weird stuff on your burrito

My cousin Jono (co-creator of Patatap) showed up late to a brunch thing yesterday (like 9pm-late) with a bag of burritos in hand. He then decided to experiment with some leftover brunch condiments.

Butter and strawberry jam on your burrito? He said it was really good.

Queso on your burrito? Obviously really really good.

Both at the same time? I don’t know, because I left the room, because I didn’t want to know.

(Now, technically none of this violates any of the Burrito Justice Burrito Code statutes, but we’ll wait to see if the tribunal hands down any new legislation.)

Ma Po Tofu ‘n’ Burger Rings, a recipe

What you’ll need:

  • 1 order of Ma Po Tofu from Mission Chinese Food
  • 1 bag of Burger Rings

Instructions:

  1. Next time you’re in Australia, bring back a bag of Burger Rings.
  2. Then get an order of Ma Po Tofu from Mission Chinese Food.
  3. Eat them side by side.
  4. Enjoy how well they go together.
  5. Thank me when you’re grateful.

Now please also enjoy some other recipes I wrote…

No more dinner hours at St. Francis Fountain means where should I get a burger around here?

KronnerBurger or somebody should do an after-hours popup at Dynamo Donuts, right?

But more importantly, having a casual dinner at St. Francis was always so fun and chill, and I’m sorry I took it for granted, and I hope it comes back again some day, and if not it will live on forever in my heart.)

(And I obviously still prefer it to Boogaloos.)

(Thanks for the photo, Jess.)