Mission Mission

Thanks to Fashionist for letting us sit in.

Previously:

Worst Fashionist Post to Date

Cowboy Boots and Purple

Fashionable Footwear in the Mission

Inspiration?: “I stole it.”

I love how Bear’s hat is so authentically beary.  You can also tell via his facial hair that the hat is thoroughly fusing to his head.  Within a week, the transition to Kodiak Grizzly will be complete.  Someone better resurrect Timothy Treadwell.

Did anyone else notice all the new American Apparelesque Gap advertisements all over the Mission?  Of course, they forgot to get models that look like they would try to score some smack at 16th and Mission after the shoot, but we’ll let that slide.

Take a hint everyone: it’s time to abandon your custom jeans for a pair made by kids in Asia from a company on the ass-end of a fad.

If anyone lost a bra Saturday at Capp and 20th, someone was nice enough to hang it from a stop sign and turn it into a windsock.

PBR Cycling Cap: you can be trendy for only $12.08 at Box Dog Bikes.

Impractical you say? What if you’re sunning in the park and you don’t want spray from the nearby do-it-yourself slip ‘n’ slide party to dishevel your ‘do? Hooded swimsuit.

Found at 23rd and SVN.

New in the running for Comment of the Year is this gem by one William Applebaum, on a post about Potrero del Sol Park:

you should keep the mission hipsters in dolores park. it would suck for them to ruin our skate park. they litter alot and play shitty music and the hipster girlfolk are nothing to look at really.

if we will stay out of your hipster heaven and then will you please stay the fuck out of our skate park?

otherwise i feel i might need to start hurting hipsters in many different physical ways and finish letting the air out of their tires on their bikes and selling them for cheap to the homeless that live under the 101 highway.

thank you.

No, thank you, William.

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