Hipster Papoose

The Pushbike blog is soliciting photos of you and yours putting your Freight Baggage brand cycling accessories to good use. They’re off to a good start.

Previously:

Cute Puppy Looking Cute in a Messenger Bag

I Love My Timbuk2 Bag

Wilford Brimley Fanny Pack

It’s been a while since I saw a fanny pack photo this good.

Photo by theycallmeruben.

Previously:

Fanny Packs All Over The World

'It's A Mini Turck. It's A Old Car'

My friend Emma spotted this sweet tank top at Golden Plaza Trading on Mission and 23rd.

I have a soft spot for Engrish T’s, which are among my peoples’ best export, and jokingly mentioned that “I need this in my life”. So of course minutes later she went and bought it for me. Now what should I do with it? Sew it into beer cozies? Give it a Turkish friend who just had a kid?

The King Koopa Look Is So Hot Right Now

Saw a fashionable young lady sporting this backpack the other day on BART. I instinctually wanted to jump on her head to dispatch her, but realized that doing so would cause me to lose my fireflower. Where’s a Kuribo’s Shoe when you need one?

Get Window-Shopped by Bi-Rite Creamery Patrons

Have you ever wondered, while waiting in a 25-minute line for your salted caramel and balsamic strawberry cone, whether Studio 3579 sells men’s or women’s clothing?  Well, the answer is neither, since it appears that the work/shop is now being advertised on Craigslist.  Maybe you can convince your Pop$ to front some cash so you can open an edgy gallery at “the gateway to the best microcosm of Mission food in the area”  and “take advantage of the Bi-Rite ice cream line in and hungry masses crowding the sidewalks on their way to Bi-Rite Market, Delfina and Tartine.”  Act now before Forever 21 snatches it up.

Bonus Listing!!! — Got a killer quick eats idea?  Ready to become the next Pal’s Takeaway or Rhea’s Deli and battle for neighborhood sandwich supremacy?  Perhaps you have a really classy sign with which you want to tempt thieves?  Or do you just wish Banh M(a)i would quit messing around with this Twitter silliness and open a damn Vietnamese sandwich place in the Mission?  Well, your dream spot is available for only $20k and $400/month rent.  Sandwich entrepeneur, make me proud!

[photo by Eater . . . PDX???]

Previously: Live Above Zeitgeist!

Corduroy Corner

Hmm, what’s this?  The flag of some breakaway Soviet republic?  Fabricstan?

Nope — just a Levi’s ad…

…tacked up to the windows of Groger’s Western Store on Valencia & 26th.

Guess that explains the burnt orange bicycles and lavender sawhorse (which is now gone). For a minute I though Levi’s was opening up a store on Valencia. La Lengua would welcome you with open arms.

But you have to admit it’s rather appropriate for Groger’s.  Though I really don’t know which of those colors would go best with a brushpopper shirt.

Now In Lavender Corduroy

Now In Corduroy

Spotted on Valencia Street. Adding this to my collection.

Corduroy Detail

UPDATE: Levi’s ad campaign. I am a tool.

All You Haters, Suck My…

I don’t care for all the foul language, but I kind of like this guy’s attitude.

The best part is when your girlfriend’s ass turns out to be his ass. That was an Avatar-level special effect if ever I saw one.

Also, who doesn’t love a good Beat Happening gag?

And stay for the last 10 seconds.

[via Radballs]

Hold Her as Close as Possible

in order to normalize optimal digestion temperature.  98.6 totally works, but a little warmer won’t hurt.

Gradient Tights

Fashionist spotted this combination of gray palette and gradient tights on 18th Street recently, lucky for us. It’s like a Tumblr theme you can wear! Link.