Mission Mission

And would you, could you, if I turn on the light?

Penelope Popsicle snapped this picture, but apparently was not inclined to get these questions answered

Hey ladies, Fudgekat has some advice for you regarding your calves and leggings and tights and how to bag a man. Solid advice.

Previously:

Gradient Tights

Dolores Park Upskirt Artist Foiled By Tights

Apparently they must have had a problem with people not believing the “Wet Paint” signs.  White pants kept turning up at Community Thrift with blue bottoms.

[Photo'd and titled by Kati Jackson]

I don’t want to get all political, but this captures the Mission experience just about right, right?

Photo by nomadjim.

One thing that I noticed right away about the hipsters in Tijuana was that their style was a few years behind that of San Francisco hipsters, who themselves are a few years behind New York hipsters (this is a good thing).  LA hipsters are not included because they never know what the fuck they’re doing anyway.

Hoping to buck the trend, this one is carrying around a unicycle.  The new fixie, anyone?  I feel like it’s been tried before.

Previously:

Hipsters Live in the Mission

Costco Hipster

Hipsters Don’t Deliver

Hipster Pizza

The Modern San Franciscan Has Real Boobs and Lives in the Mission

Kevin Smith must’ve bored him to death with some kind of fat rights tirade.

Photo by potential_past.

The kids in Shibuya dress ca-ray-zay!!!! Do we need to try a little harder?

Photo by Brad Elterman.

Just imagine how excited this sign would be if it heard about David Duchovny pinball!

Photo by omfgnyc.

Previously:

Corduroy Corner

Obsessed With Denim

Cute, right? (And we’ve been meaning to do more fashion posts.) But, like every strawberry-related thing we see these days, they just make us think of this. This too, kind of.

Photo by createdbyanna.

OMG the Mish the other night spotted this doozy of a don’t at La Corneta. “This bro,” they seem sad to say, “was too busy on his phone to tip.”

They saw some other stuff there too. Read on.