Mission Mission

Madey Gaga, the new Tumblr by Doug Madey, is always a solid read.

This morning, Doug caught wind of this choice garage sale signage.

You heard it here first: Hot new look for summer.

Photo by Devanny.

Vic Wong explains, in part of a game-changing revelation about plaid shorts.

Photo by Andrew Ng.

How about that height!!

It’s almost as good as that tree-looking ‘do on the gal next to her.

Photo by thatsarahbeth.

The Tenderloin Geographic Society hips us all to one of the highlights of SF Pride:

The It’s-It cart. Sometimes it’s closer to UN Plaza, sometimes closer to the Bill Graham.  They usually sell t-shirts.

So, I’m out of town this weekend. Somebody want to pick me up a shirt? Adult small. I’ll owe you some It’s-Its.

Photo by Steve Rhodes.

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Photos by Chris Brennan.

Previously:

Kevin Montgomery’s Epicly Controversial Review of the Knockout’s Monthly “Debaser” Party

Okay, what’s this? A relative of the Albino Checker Cab? Something special for P. Diddy’s White Party?

What’s this for?

Fashionist hit Sunday Streets! Check it out!

I was in a scooter gang in high school. Me and my buddy Morgan fixed up these old scooters from childhood, spray painted “Zero-X” on the backs of some surplus army fatigues, and rode around looking as tough as we could, sliding rails and hopping gaps at various neighborhood parking lots. We were badass.

One day, doing a routine rail slide on my way home from school, a bolt caught on a crack in the curb and I went over the handlebars, face first. I went home with a gash in my face, and one of my front tooths was gray for like a year. I scooted a couple more times after that, but couldn’t really bring the gusto. Zero-X was done.

It’s good to see those old scooters making a comeback. But be careful out there, kids.

MM reader Andy B. has been ready all morning to watch to much-anticipated match between Mexico and France that starts RIGHT NOW:

It was pretty damn hilarious biking down Mission Street this morning, documenting my friend’s rather bold display of patriotisme prior to the Mexico/France World Cup match.  We saw lots of smiles and heard lots of honks and shouts of ¡Viva Mexico! 
The angriest remarks were from the Irish.

Amazing!  Not only are you giving the proverbial middle finger to our neighborhood’s robust Latino community, but you’re also delving deep into history to insult the ancestral Irish population as well!  Bonus points!

In case anyone is confused as to why the Irish would have big problems with this, here’s why (complete with harpsichord).

More photos of buffoonary after the jump . . .

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