Mission Mission

Look at these babes!

Look at these babes!

These next babes don’t really have the holiday sweater thing going on, but they have a wreath. Look at these babes!

I spotted these on Storts as he ran past our office window on his way to work, but didn’t get a very good look at them. Luckily he shared this pic just now. JEALOUS.

[via Storts]

Our pal Brittney (not pictured) just moved back to SF after a year or so in New York City. Here’s her first impression of things upon being back:

Your hair is so fucked up, white people in the Mission District. I love it. But your hair is seriously fucked up.

It’s matted and bedheady and wild, but in a super cool way that I could never replicate if I tried. You and your hair don’t give a fuck. You are far too into reading your friend’s new manuscript or teaching your adorable daughter how to play chess.

Read on.

Birthday Pony explains:

I just saw the Cool Waitress from Jim’s walking down Mission with Dan Deacon. Then I saw this much, much cooler guy. [link]

Comfortable, affordable and sexy. Sexpigeon is our favorite in the world, and these shirts he made will never go out of style. And so many color schemes to choose from:

Peruse the whole “line” now.

Ryan is a local artist who happens to love printing up killer shirts with trippy imagery or weird messages. There are tons to choose from, and they’re all great. Today only, you can get a deep discount if you buy two.

[via 2cute2puke]

[via When It Pains, It Roars]

Our friends up the hill at Bernalwood are monitoring the story closely:

• Elusive “Bikini Jogger” Enlivens, Perplexes Bernal Heights
• Bernal “Bikini Jogger” Spawns Terrifying Speedo Imitator

For more bikini-related fun, check out the following related post (which, incidentally, this is probably the best headline I ever wrote, right?):