A Raiders fan and an actual ’49er walk into a bar

[via Stay Sick Turn Blue]

Portishead piggybank

Gross new look for winter: Belly button button

Gross, Jake. Gross.

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Cool shoes

Fashionist spotted this pair on Mission Street. See the rest of them here.

Tim Lincecum for Tacolicious

If it’s good enough for Timmy, I guess we better think about revising our so-so review.

[via Inside Scoop]

Cool new look for winter: So much going on I don’t even know where to begin

Unimpeachable though, this pic.

[via Fashionist]

Cool new look for winter: One leg clothed, one leg naked

Cool new look for winter: Cheeks ahoy!

[via Caryn Kesler]

Cool new look for winter: Like Jolly Ranchers and Robitussin on your face

We’re talking about Andy’s rad new glasses. They’re from France, and they look like Jolly Ranchers and Robitussin.

How to make a turtleneck look cool

This turtleneck wearer explains, succinctly:

turtleneck, no. scissors & glue, yes. [source redacted]