Hot new look for summer: Flamin’ Hot Chester’s Puffcorn powder all over your thighs

Only two looks for guys these days

Local clotheshorse David Enos made the above illustration following a trip to Macy’s with his girlfriend, who observed:

There’s only two ways it can go these days for guy’s styles; you can look like I forget his name from ‘Drive’, if he was going out-on-the-town, or like some ‘Cargo Apocalypse’. [link]

So guys, which one are you?

But seriously, let’s all watch the opening credits sequence from Drive, mainly to find out what that guy’s name is — but also because it is awesome:

http://youtu.be/LtC64YfY61A

This alcoholism thing is like a noose around my neck

Or, AN AWESOME PIECE OF JEWELRY AROUND MY NECK! Bingo bango, vodka rules! DRINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks, Linda!

Hot new look for summer: His and hers crotch rips

Hot new look for summer: ’60s Batmobile jacket

HOLY HOTNESS, BATMAN!! *Thwack!!!!*

[via Matt]

Hot new look for summer: Star-spangled dolphin squad

I am stupendously enamored of this shirt.

[via Matt]

The best B2B photo so far… (NSFW)

Via our pal Jake, who pithily adds:

San Francisco: “A place to grow up.”

UPDATE!!! Commenter Jaime Q has the following to say about this:  ”I took this picture two years ago at B2B and it is still going around. I never got credit for it though.”

Get your nails did tonight at Shotwell’s

This is happening from 5:30-9pm. We’re told Party Nails will be doing the nailing. (Thanks, Paul!)

Hot new look for summer: Frothy, fruity brunch drinks that perfectly match your tanktop

Hot new look for summer: Day-glo matchy matchy

These two people didn’t know each other, and didn’t plan their matching outfits, but they sure look great together. (AND it wasn’t even B2B day.)