Mission Mission

Yummm.  The salivating aroma of bacon wafted out of a doorway normally reserved for the vilest odors.  Inside, clever hobo ingenuity conspired to craft a warm, delicious breakfast.  I took advantage of the opportunity and recharged my phone.

Although this looks old, so the information may no longer be accurate.

Nice Chaplin mustache.  Turn the crank and he sticks out his tongue!  Why not dry your hands?

Spotted at Secret Studios on Cesar Chavez

Snapped in Pi Bar by Broke Ass Stuart.

This picture is fairly funny all by itself, but some savvy folks in a comment thread determined that, indeed, this signage does not prohibit members of the fairer sex from popping a squat and having their way with this little nook. Hop to it!

Photo by tweetsweet.

Previously:

Mission Sit or Squat (for the ladies)

This gag might get more play here on the internet were the bracketed funny some kind of HTML reference, or a WordPress shortcode or something. But it’s cute anyway.

Photo by elizaIO.

Hey, Lucifer is responsible for this picture. Of a toilet at the Lex. That wants you to sit on its face.

Takers?

Previously:

Lexington Disco Ball

Not sure why these just got opened at 5pm, but the collective park celebrates the fact.

Beretta’s bathrooms are usually pretty tag-free, right? How’d this guy slip in?