Bathroom Reading

If you haven’t been to the Secret Alley yet, check it out. They’ve got skate ramps and an artifical grassy knoll, and even their bathroom is full of interesting stuff, like this book. Photo by Penelope Popsicle.

Making Pooping on the Sidewalk a Little Easier

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Head to 21st at Valencia for all your sidewalk defecation needs.

(Thanks Drew?)

The Pop's Bathroom is the Best Bathroom In the Entire World

In other news, I discovered that attempting to drink the bartender under the table is amateur vs. professional.

Michael Jackson: "Nobody Fucks With Mission Bartenders!"

Okay, MJ did not say this himself, but whatever.  The art was found in the men’s room at Mission Bar.  A much better photo by Rick Audet indicates that this has been around since the fall of 2007, but it’s new to me.

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Girl in the Maxfield's Bathroom

Reader Brian Frank emails us this piece of bathroom art found at Maxfield’s at 17th and Dolores:

If you look at it just right, it looks like a bunch of lines on the wall.

Eggplant and Sunny D.

At Dalva. Photography by meganallison. Click to visit photo pages.

Previously:

Some Art Student Spent Long Time Drawing Cartoon Woman in Dalva Bathroom

The Rose

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Here’s one we’ve all seen all over town since forever, but I don’t think it’s ever been on the blog. This particular one is in the bathroom at Argus Lounge.

Mischievous Paint Glob

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Above the turlet in the men’s room at Argus Lounge.

Twinkle Toilet Tissue

Stephen Gose wrote in to share his photo of the toilet paper in the bathroom at Mission Street Food, calling it both “really great” and “cute.” Link. Thanks, Stephen!

Previously:

What Would You Do With 5000 Empty Toilet Paper Tubes?

Warthog-Faced Little Bo Peep Returns!

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She’s back! In the bathroom at Argus Lounge!

Previously:

Warthog-Faced Little Bo Peep in the Bathroom at Thrillhouse Records