Mission Mission

I mean, hopefully they were unused. Or, really, does it make a difference?

Actually, I bet somebody on that Tenderloin Bingo card could find some way to make use of these. Damn, what I wouldn’t give to come across an orderly pile of RAZRs on BART.

[via Ticklefight]

I took BART today for the first time in ages, and was immediately reminded that A.) I do not like being in a small crowded areas with people picking their nose next to me, B.) I really need to fix my bike brake, and C.) didn’t they release some study a few weeks ago about fecal matter on BART seats OHMYGOD no one touch me.

After scrubbing my hands raw, I came across this completely AWESOME solution to our BART bacterial bacchanal:

How nifty is this? Ishknits, a knitting connoisseur based in Philly, needs to come to San Francisco ASAP and help us with our small, possibly outbreak-esqe problem and hook us up with some knit seat covers!

[via Wooster]

The squid one was perplexing enough, BART. What are you trying to tell us now?

[Photo by Donald Tetto]

Sometimes your BART ride doesn’t go exactly as planned.  Maybe it’s the end of a long week and you just want to get home as soon as possible.  Perhaps you’ve got somewhere you have to be at a specific time, like the airport or something, and you just have to get on this train or else.  Whatever the justification, for some reason public transportation has the ability to turn normally polite, civil folks into complete assholes only looking out for themselves.

Take, for instance, a recent trip I experienced this past Friday:

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Cranky Old Mission Guy posted these terrific BART anniversary tickets. They really stepped it up with the 1992 Back to the Future-inspired design. Has anyone seen 2002′s? Also let’s not forget that the 2012 anniversary tickets are right around the corner, if we survive the meteor.

THIS GUY:

[via bicuriousdad]

Move Mean, the talented photographer responsible for this gem, says the mess smelled of fruit punch and curry. Jesus.

Don’t worry dude!  No way am I going to mess with a guy wearing fingerless Misfits gloves in the morning.  That sure is a lot of presents though.  Can’t you spare just one?

Fine.  Whatever, Grinch.

What about the rest of you?  Do you still give give gifts to your peeps during the holidays?

I mean, did you guys see this picture? It’s awesome!

Everything about this picture is great but I can’t really explain why. I think it might be better than BART boner, BART buttcrack, and BART bummer combined. Best BART pic of the decade?

[via everyday photos, bravo!]