Sabre-toothed bottle

A word to the wise: when you are at a party and you are handed a champagne bottle that was sliced open with a sword, do not let someone else pour from this bottle into your mouth! One wrong slip could land you in the ER for stitches. Our hero Casey has demonstrated this as a cautionary tale to you all.

Private rooms/parts

Look at this long-bodied man

Reclining luxuriously in Dolores Park, gazing off into the distance, ignoring his average-proportioned friends.

Oh wait.

America is the shit!

This delicate spectacle was spotted at 23rd and Guerrero, right after I almost stepped in it. If the moon landing was the greatest achievement in American exploration, then this one would be Number Two.

Helen Tseng

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Biographical Info:

Helen is a designer and illustrator. She was born on a full moon during the hour of the wolf. On Tuesdays, she casts sonic spells on BFF.fm. She has had cameos in two hip hop music videos.