Mission Mission

[via Kayla]

I had a pretty good time at City College back in ’03-’04, but since then I’ve come to know Tom Temprano, and if you know Tom Temprano, you know everything he does is gold. (And believe me that handful of links represent only a fraction of Tom’s successes.)

So I think City College will be tons better off with Tom helping helm things — and I know this kickoff party is gonna be unforgettable. Here’s the deal:

Please join Heklina, Sister Roma and some of SF’s finest DJs and community activists to kick off my campaign for City College Board! I’ve spent the past five years working to change SF for the better one community event at a time so its only appropriate that this campaign gets started on the dancefloor. Don’t miss this chance to check out the brand new sun-drenched rooftop deck at SF’s best new gay club, Oasis!

If you can’t make it to the party but want to still support my campaign you can make an online contribution today @ https://tomtemprano.nationbuilder.com/donate. Every little bit helps!

Drag queens!
Dancing!
Democracy!

Saturday, June 20th
1-5pm
Oasis (298 11th St @ Folsom)
$10 suggested donation

Hosted by Sister Roma & Heklina
With DJ sets by
Taco Tuesday
Stanley Frank
Richie Panic
Steve Fabus
Miss Pop

RSVP and invite your friends!

Float a little Fernet on top of a pint of Anchor Flying Cloud Stout. It’s a variation on the San Francisco classic The Bottom of the Bay. Dark and stormy.

Ripped my favorite old jeans in a critical spot. Luckily, @missionmission has chronicled so many crotch blow outs I know what to do.

— Cosmic Amanda (@quonky) June 12, 2015

The main one is this one though:

Read all about it in our popular post “This is definitely the most fucked crotch I’ve ever seen” from April 2014, and then you’ll know exactly how to deal with a crotch blow-out of your own.

[via Gray]

[via Elle]

Just like in that movie! Or that time Ty Segall did it! Should be a blast!

RSVP and invite your friends!

Local artist Steve MacDonald created the clever design, and you can acquire one for $15 for only about 4 more hours, so act fast!

(I’m pretty sure Steve also created the Fog & Laser fog-and-laser-hot-dog mascot which you might remember.)

The Onion reports:

SAN FRANCISCO—Saying that staying in its current location was no longer feasible, sources across San Francisco confirmed Thursday that the popular Northern California city would be shutting its doors at the end of the month due to rising rent.

Residents and business owners of the iconic West Coast metropolis, which has occupied the same peninsula for generations, told reporters that spiraling costs had reached such a level that remaining in its 47-square-mile waterfront space was simply beyond its means.

Read on for more.

[Photo by Allie]