Mission Mission

In the old Abbott’s Cellar.

(Thanks, Wesley.)

Everyone's ideal San Francisco is a fantasy.

— Ariel Dovas (@eviloars) February 10, 2016

Here’s Commissioner Boris:

Hello Comrades,

It is I, Commissioner Boris, here again to invite/command you to join us for a another night of the most glorious sport in the world as we kick off the 4th season of the Bubble Hockey League.

If you haven’t signed up your team yet…

DO. IT. NOW.

http://bubblehockeyleague.com/enter-team-details/

Time: 7:00-9:00 PM
Location: Cease & Desist

Drink Specials :
Happy Hour All Night
$1 off taps
$20 beer pitchers
$25 (usually $35) cocktail pitchers

It will be…how you Americans say…awesome, so invite any and all Comrades you know!

-Boris

Has anyone ever legit converted to a religion because of a dude screaming about it terrifyingly at a bart station

— Emma Silvers (@emmaruthless) February 10, 2016

[via Mike Chino]

Here’s the Craigslist post in full:

I’m parting with my custom built bike. This bike and I went on a lot of rides together, to the farmer’s market, to Rainbow, delivering pies, you name it. It is a pleasure to ride and it is in really good condition.

Sadly I am leaving the country. Having shuttered my business years ago, this bike has been chilling out, unridden, for a couple years (until yesterday). So I’ve decided to sell it instead of store it.

Here are the details:

Frame & Fork: Pake c’mute, Tange 4130 Butted Cr-Mo Steel 50 cm with a custom bright red paint job

Components
Brakeset: Shimano Deore – with an opposite set up (front brake on the right, back on the left)
Shift Levers: SRam attack – this is twisted upside down, it was more comfortable with the handlebars
Front Derailleur : none
Rear Derailleur : Shimano deore XT
Bottom Bracket: Shimano Sealed Bearing
BB Shell Width: 68 mm
Rear Cogs: 9-speed
Saddle: Soma Ta-Bo
Handlebar: Origin 8 Urban Pro
Headset: Threadless IRD Technoglide
Stem: Origin-8
Crankset: Sugino RD-2
Pedals: MKS GR-9
Toe Clips: Soma Four Gate
Toe Straps: Soma Double Straps
Rear Cassette: Shimano 9-speed
Seatpost: Generic Alloy

Wheels

Hubs: Shimano 105s
Rims: Velocity Deep-V
Spokes: DT Swiss Stainless
Tires: Vittoria Zaffiro White
Grips: Oury Grips

Additionally this bike is outfitted with a Wald basket with wooden base, a ToPeak Explorer rack, a double kickstand that lifts the back wheel up (the basket is too heavy to have a leaning kickstand) and pinhead locks on the wheels and I will give the buyer the original and only key.

Plus I can throw in two orange ortlieb’s to attach to the rack.

Asking $600

Read on for lots more pics.

Now please enjoy this long list of Bike Basket Pies-related posts dating way back to 2009:

[Photo and title by Alex Lane]

[via Ticklefight]

Or should I say holy pig? Today at Clare’s Deli!

[via Clare's Deli on Instagram]

1. Go to the final American Tripps at DSF in the Lower Haight tonight! DSF had to close its doors due to rising rents and stuff, so this is your LAST CHANCE to party there! And how long’s it been since you went to one of these Berlin-style ping pong parties anyway??

2. Go to the Rice Paper Scissors Lunar New Year Brunch at Pizza Hacker on Saturday! The RPS crew only does their brunch thing every now and then, so you need to hop on this opportunity. They’re doing a “Phở French Dip,” man!

That’s it!