It’s raining

Therefore:

(Been hearing this on the jukebox at 500 Club a lot lately.) (Irma Thomas is playing at Jazz Fest in New Orleans this year btw along with Pearl Jam, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beck and Snoop Dogg.) (I saw her at Yoshi’s once back when it existed, and it was pretty unforgettable.)

This little piggy went “Dolores Park is okay I guess” all the way home

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Earlier this month a wild pig terrorized some neighbors near Dolores Park. Well, we’re happy to report the pig, whose name is Janice btw, is safe and sound and nowhere near the Mission.

SF Gate reports:

A little piggy has been adopted after she got loose and sent Good Samaritans on a hog hunt through San Francisco’s Mission District this month.

Janice the wayward piglet’s new home will be with Al Wolf, director of Sonoma County Reptile Rescue in Sebastopol, San Francisco Animal Care and Control announced Friday.

“We’re gonna miss her,” said Deb Campbell, a spokeswoman for San Francisco Animal Care and Control, the shelter where Janice has been staying. “She’s so awesome. She’s so cute.”

The 10-pound porker led a group of people on a chase on Dolores Street on March 8, running under cars to evade her pursuers and prompting a police officer to block traffic in the area. Brother Damian of the Society of Saint Francis headed the pursuit.

“We had a three-block up-and-down and up-and-down chase,” he said the day of Janice’s capture.

Read on for more. (Thanks, Jess!)

Now please enjoy these other pig-related posts from over the years…

Trolling those electric skateboard bros

I hate to encourage trolls, and I hate to make you have to think about electric skateboarding, but, lol:

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(Thanks, Jesse!)

Now please enjoy this post from a few weeks ago “Electric skateboard gang hanging out at 24th and Valencia

Old bars close, new bars open

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Capp Street Crap this afternoon posted this photo of new signage going up at the bar that used to be the Lexington Club.

Read on for more info — if you care.

Sad poem about the Mission

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From a really emo tumblr called honeyjets:

By the time Doc’s Clock is gone
I hope I’m gone too
Don’t wanna sound like a fuckin crybaby
But I feel the way I do

This place has been really
Good to me
Don’t wanna take that for granted
But honestly

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Read our post about Doc’s Clock’s bad news here.

[Photo by Kristen]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

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Party responsibly.

[via Stokemonster]

Cool new burrito idea

From a pal of mine on Facebook:

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I’m gonna try it.

Your funky new place in the Lower Haight

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Local social anthropologist David Enos tells you all about your new roommates:

Kev knew you’d be a good fit for this household. He likes the place to be tidy and he can tell that you do, too. Sometimes his girlfriend will be visiting from out of town. It will be hot and heavy. They might be taking showers together. There might be an extra Reach toothbrush in the holder. Kev wants to know up front: are you cool with this?

Read on for lots more roomies.

Here’s an SF view you don’t see every day

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[via Deborah]

Now please enjoy these other unique views of SF…

Guerrilla street art campaign for new Zelda game for NES hits Mission sidewalks

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[via Sam]

Allan Hough

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Email: allanhough@gmail

Website: http://allanhough.bandcamp.com

Biographical Info:

"I joked that living in the Mission would be the end of me. And there were nights where it felt like the case.

One night I went out with my friend Allan to the bar that no one goes to on 16th Street, where I lost half my drink and money on the dance floor. Later we skated down 16th to Evelyn Lee, where I fell off my board and landed on my head as the 22 bus sped past behind me. A sobering moment. At the bar, I sulked and nursed my wounds until Allan put on Amy Winehouse’s 'Valerie.' We danced, he dipped me, and I felt better."

— My pal Valerie, writing about life in the Mission