Mayonnaise masterpiece

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[via Honey Jets]

Now please enjoy these other lovely hot dogs…

Counterpoint regarding protected bike lanes: “No please no”

Last week we did a post about protected bike lanes being a good thing, inspired by this photo of demonstrators demonstrating on Valencia Street:

Reader mushmouth has a different take:

No please no as a cyclist those things suck, I constantly get stuck behind two people riding slowly side by side chatting. They do nothing to stop cars but you will likely be hurt if you hit them on your bike. I highly doubt there were many injuries in the places they have been installed before they were installed. Seriously they are a solution searching for a problem.

SFBC if you want to make the streets safer get the quality of the pavement improved, and fixed right, maybe starting with the pothole that has been growing for the past year 20 feet from your HQ door on Market and Valencia.

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Cool first page of a book

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[via Molly Young]

Weird thing up in the sky

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[via Mike Chino]

Cool new thing to do with Zante’s dipping sauce, a recipe

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Combine it with some mayo and BOOM: extra-creamy Zante’s dipping sauce for dipping your Zante’s “The Best Indian Pizza” pizza crusts in. (Or for dipping your homemade Zante’s-and-guacamole lettuce wrap in.)

Now please enjoy all these other great recipes….

When the SF Examiner used the Burger Records/Louis C.K. font to announce the invasion at Normandy

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It’s official! lol ;)

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Protected bike lanes, like these *people-protected* bike lanes on Valencia, save lives

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It’s a very nice day today

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FOB Kitchen 2-year anniversary party TONIGHT!

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From their humble beginnings way out Mission Street somewhere south of Pissed Off Pete’s (pictured above) to their being named Best Restaurant in the Mission, it’s been a wild first couple years being an FOB Kitchen fan. I’m excited to celebrate their birthday tonight at Gashead on Mission Street (firmly in the Mission) where they’re a permanent popup in the kitchen. Gonna eat sooooooo much lumpia!!! And sooooooooo much sticky wings!!!!!!!

Here’s the deal:

Can you believe FOB Kitchen is turning 2?!

We couldn’t have done it without your support and we’d love it if you came to celebrate with us!

We’ll be having dinner service from 6-10pm and we’ll be kicking off the party from there.

DJ Jes-E (Our House) and Matthew Berry (Sucka Free) will be spinnin’ music to set the vibe and we’ll party into the night!

RSVP and invite your friends! And check out the menu if you need!

Burrito bloodletting!

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The foil cut our pal Peter’s lip and he bled all over his dinner! Be careful out there, everyone!

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Allan Hough

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Biographical Info:

"I joked that living in the Mission would be the end of me. And there were nights where it felt like the case.

One night I went out with my friend Allan to the bar that no one goes to on 16th Street, where I lost half my drink and money on the dance floor. Later we skated down 16th to Evelyn Lee, where I fell off my board and landed on my head as the 22 bus sped past behind me. A sobering moment. At the bar, I sulked and nursed my wounds until Allan put on Amy Winehouse’s 'Valerie.' We danced, he dipped me, and I felt better."

— My pal Valerie, writing about life in the Mission