Mission Mission

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Kids post the darnedest poop pleas.

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[via Chris]

[via Ginny]

Huit Denim Co. is the company and their new scheme is called the Denim Breaker Club:

You are going to break our selvedge jeans in for our customers.

You will have to agree to not wash them for 6 months.

You will have to agree to update what you get up to in them on HistoryTag.

And before you get them sent to you have pay a small deposit, which we will refund on their safe return.

When we get them back, we will expertly wash them.

And then we will sell these beautiful jeans.

You will have 20% of the sale.

So in effect you will be paid to wear jeans.

Coolbeans.

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[Photo by Honey Jets]

There’s an oogey-gooey fried chicken liver on that badboy!! Damn!

(Thanks to our boy Tag from Sexpigeon for shooting this monstrosity.)

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There’s the selfie stick:

And there’s the do-it-yourself selfie stick:

It’s probably good for your core, too.

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Baller.

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