Mission Mission

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Set off by this photo of an Englishman eating a burrito with a knife and fork, Burrito Justice got to work on a formal system of “Burrito Law.” Here’s are the first two statutes:

1. if you pull off all the foil, it is no longer a burrito
2. if you touch it with a knife and fork, it is no longer a burrito

Read on for the full story and the rest of the statutes.

Last week we had occasion to revisit the age-old question of whether or not Burning Man is stupid. It seems most of us still agree that indeed it is.

But then yesterday our pal Dirty Diana posted this photo of a fortune cookie fortune she received once upon a time on the playa, and I think it’s pretty cool:

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(I’m talking to myself, but probably also to you.)

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It’s fun — lots more bikes on the road, “energizer stations” all over town giving you bananas and tote bags — and it’s important politically. Get your tires pumped up, dust off your helmet and hit the road!

Here’s a partial map of where to find the bananas:

The SF Bike Coalition‘s special Bike to Work Day page has the full map and lots more info and stuff.

(The photo above is of local artist Jono Brandel explaining to a bunch of commuters on the Oakland-Alameda Ferry last week why riding a fixed-gear bicycle is much harder than riding a regular bicycle.)

It’s like a different world, man. Every damn time we leave the Mission, it’s like some different world.

(We gotta start leaving the Mission more often, all of us, am I right?)

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Local nostalgic ephemera (and ephemeral nostalgia) archivist David Enos dug up a gem this week:

Our pals at DotheBay (formerly Do415) are announcing their new identity by giving away a giant prize pack, which contains tickets to all of the following:

1. BottleRock
2. Live 105′s BFD
3. Huichica
4. Hickey Fest
5. Phono del Sol
6. Northern Nights
7. Outside Lands
8. SF Street Food Festival
9. Treasure Island Music Festival

Wow. The promotion is called Bay Bounty. Check it out if you wanna be real busy this summer festival season!

Also, KronnerBurger is open for business btw.

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