[via Stokemonster]
Previously:
- How to make street art out of Steve Harvey's big grinning face
- How to epicly jump the fence at SoMa West Skatepark
- How to truly enjoy Billy Goat Hill
- How to party while traversing the new Bay Bridge
- How to watch the big game when you have more guests than can fit in your living room
- How to forcibly cram your friend into a photo booth
- How to take revenge on people that talk during concerts
- How to party on a boat
- How to make a rear bike light using a front bike light and a souvenir die from Vegas
- How to walk a dog
- How to not get a DUI
- How to make your own holiday wreath
- How to repair a felled gas pump overhang
- How to haul your big ol' tube television to the landfill using a Muni bus
- How to properly throw a house party
- How to make guacamole
- How to make a turtleneck look cool
- How to cram a 40oz Colt 45 into your pocket-tee's pocket
- How to score chicks
- How to make a lime/strawberry swirl frozen margarita at Puerto Allegre
- How to change your clothes in full view of all your friends at Dolores Park
- How to properly lock up your bike outside Benders
Looks like an oh sees fan
Hornitos, he will soon have his head surrounded by a real toilet seat.