Madness

I’m sitting on the hill in the park just now when a guy comes barreling down the walkway behind me yelling about how mad he is and how nobody better turn around and look at him or else he’ll get violent. 

A couple of high schoolers get in his face and call his bluff and they both end up socking him. (And then they grab their shit and disperse quickly.)

The guy continues down the hill toward the intersection of 18th and Church, and he somehow ends up with a picket sign. (It was not Frank Chu.)

He’s letting out these shrieks of pain or dread, and once in the intersection, he hurls the picket sign at an oncoming car, and then continues on to the sidewalk where he shrieks again, throws a female pedestrian to the ground, and then runs off up Church Street.

Update: The picket sign was one of these…

10 Responses to “Madness”

  1. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    Just another day in paradise, Allan.

  2. Tris says:

    You have an adorably low bar for madness.

  3. MeINMission says:

    Sounds like a normal Tuesday to me. Poor kids though. I hope they get counseling at school tomorrow.

  4. ALWAYS HIGH says:

    GETTING PUMPED FOR THE NOE VALLEY BLOCK PARTAY!

  5. emilie says:

    he heard that herr doktor has posted agin.

  6. Greg says:

    Fabulous

  7. Yo Mama says:

    He was trying to win the Ghetto Lottery.
    Act like a ass, break some laws, get shot by police, collect a nice check (or mom does).

  8. Finkelstein Kid says:

    WHATS YOUR OPINION ON THE STATE OF MENTAL HEALTH SERVICES ALLAN?