Last night we published the news that Dolores Park is finally set to reopen its north side on June 18th (yay!) and then we posted it to our Facebook page with some appropriate emoji:
The news promptly got 75+ likes and at least 30 shares — indicators that this was popular news. But then look at the comments section:
What a bunch of grumpy complainers! You guys really need a sunny afternoon in the park!!
 and then we posted it to our Facebook page with some appropriate emoji: The news promptly got 75+ likes and at least 30 shares — indicators that this was popular news. But then look […]</p>
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Oh, the litter!
Seriously though…the trash issue is real. I live next door and love the park than most, but the hordes that swoop down and then trash the place goes far beyond just embarrassing.
The problem with this issue is that it’s virtually impossible to find a solution.
There is a solution, be a fucking adult instead of a fucking douchebag, I’ve been in Dolores park several hundred times and never once have I thrown trash on the lawn or pissed on someone’s house
Yeah I think you’re right. Most collective action problems are best solved by telling people not to be a fucking douchebag.
Although we should also try jumping up and down.
We wouldn’t need collective action if people could take some personal responsibility
Next door to the park, well well, I didn’t realize millionaires read this blog
“hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster!”
jeez. chill out.
Fuck it. Close it down and build more condos. Problem solved.
Because the only place you find hipsters and large quantities of litter in The Mission is at Dolores Park.
SFers complain about everything
In case you have been missing the smell of patchouli, axe body spray and piss.
It’s the hipster armpit of the city. What a hellhole
Die drum circles die