Set off by this photo of an Englishman eating a burrito with a knife and fork, Burrito Justice got to work on a formal system of “Burrito Law.” Here’s are the first two statutes:
- if you pull off all the foil, it is no longer a burrito
- if you touch it with a knife and fork, it is no longer a burrito
Read on for the full story and the rest of the statutes.
If it’s no longer a burrito, what is it? A wrap of deliciousness?
Rules are lame, enforcers lamer!
Especially that enforcer. Lame rules. Just lame.
Techies. Isn’t there an easier way to hack this burrito?
Who said anything about techies? Oh I get it, because he’s white and he wears glasses.
But this seems to overlook mojado burritos — which are surely authentic.
This dingus has never heard of a burrito mojado
Piso Mojado – he falls on his ass.
Burrito logic and diplomacy prevails!
If it is wrapper in foil instead of paper, it is no longer a burrito.