YOU BE THE JUDGE!
Both possibilities present their own set of unexplained questions. For instance, what does a wookie taste like? Some would even say that Star Wars condoms are themselves a paradox, but given enough time and enough galaxies (some far far away), odds are that they would eventually find their way onto some Jedi’s lightsaber.
, odds are that they would eventually find their way onto some […]</p>
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Bantha-intestine prophylactic. Eww.
Why not BOTH?
“Your father wanted you to have this… When you were old enough.”
fool, thats a nutritious juicy fruit snack
Star Wars bindle.