Kinda sucks, actually. ‘Cause pretty much everybody (aside from a handful of the people who look like you) hates you (and then you hate the people who like you for looking like them).
But then you learn to live with it by only hiring, and renting to, people who look like you.
BTW, I had to use Google to even find out who Jared Leto is (was?). Still, mountains of comedy gold in this post! Thank you, thank you, Missionmission commenters! We LOVE you!
douche
goddam taggers
Who’s the chick with the beard?
Your mom in jeans and flannels. Hurts to be raised by two, huh?
being white is dope
Kinda sucks, actually. ‘Cause pretty much everybody (aside from a handful of the people who look like you) hates you (and then you hate the people who like you for looking like them).
But then you learn to live with it by only hiring, and renting to, people who look like you.
HHOK!
too bad you just control all the money and almost all of the power in the world.
That would be news to the IRS.
Regarding ME, I mean.
Gross. Fucking hipsters.
it looks like his cousin after recent dental work.
BTW, I had to use Google to even find out who Jared Leto is (was?). Still, mountains of comedy gold in this post! Thank you, thank you, Missionmission commenters! We LOVE you!
don’t lie pacific standard salmon we know you know who jared is
Well, NOW. Thank, Google! I think I saw him in a couple of early bit parts, a long time ago.
What’s wrong with the left side of his face? What’s he got hamstered away in there? I call Bubby Gram on this gold bricker.
Geico