Capp Street Crap reports:
Just after noon on Sept. 23, a man in his 30s walked into a store in the 4000 block of Mission Street and put two bottles of baby powder in his backpack. When the clerk confronted him, the thief punched him several times. [link]
Gotta cut this coke with something…
Lotta chapped asses after the Folsom Street Fair!
PAC SIMON ROFLMAO!