Thanks a lot, Chino fortune cookie. (Between this and the thought-shaming fortune they gave me a couple weeks back, I feel like they’re trying pretty hard to bum me out.)
Thanks a lot, Chino fortune cookie. (Between this and the thought-shaming fortune they gave me a couple weeks back, I feel like they’re trying pretty hard to bum me out.)
What the toilet bowl?
At least you know when to use “have” and “of.” So you have that going for you.
Thank you for not making me the only grammar scold who was extremely bothered by that!
I was twitching.
Blame the rampant usage of contractions.
“I’ve tried, but she won’t get her hood pierced!”
Chicken dinner
I’m trying to imagine What should I’ve done?