From the surveillance footage at Ben & Jerry’s on Haight, this kind of creep:
Gotta admit, he has a real cakestealin’ look about him.
According to Redditor bigshmoo the Cake Creep made off with his frosty dessert around 11:30 on Wednesday and the SFPD is apparently on the look out for him, although I doubt that he is Park Station’s #1 priority. No word yet on whether it was the suspect’s birthday or if he was simply on his way to celebrate a special occasion with a friend.
[via: reddit]
Good thing he’s not black or he’d have been shot dead by now!
Or at least forced to eat that horrible fucking cake.
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I feel like that’s the kinda guy I would keep an eye on.
Then again I’d likely not really give a shit if I worked at Ben and Jerry’s in the upper haight.
Looks like the Hamburglar’s hunchbacked cousin.
gawd, you are such a little yuppie. OH a CREEP steals! quick gotta post that? Meanwhile, your govt is setting up a another bank crash casino. And we live in a complete speculator’s bubble that is going to burst. Trillions of taxpayer dollars to pump it up.
Oh my god, a creeeeeeeep, stole something. Little yuppie boy.
It feels like you need to work something out. Go ahead, this is a safe space.
But what’s the point of this post? Its in the Haight. It’s taken from Reddit. And it’s a down on his luck guy stealing a cake.
Was it all so you could make the ‘cakestealin’ joke? Well let’s all sit around and be happy we aren’t him eh?
WTF? Like he’s going to sell a fkn ice cream cake to buy crack? Down on his luck?! Oh yeah, I know, I’ll steal a cake. An ice cream cake? Yes, that will make my life luckier.
YOU’RE the cake stealer, aren’t you, TS? Someone doth protest too much!