The Roll Over Easy crew this morning read through a selection of recent Mission Connections, and this was the big closer. Like DJ Sequoia, I’m going to choose to believe this is real:
Sexy Google Glass guy at Local Mission Market – w4m (mission district)
I know you saw me — how couldn’t you?
Or at least you could replay it later in the silver pair of technological seduction perched on the rim of your ear. I couldn’t help but stare, you caught my eye and I was smitten. You were perusing the gluten-free crackers aisle, a bottle of organic pinot grigio tucked under your arm, talking into your iphone. At first i thought you were one of those “eccentric” SF types that talk to themselves on the street until I realized it was just Siri and breathed a sigh of relief. Your polarfleece jacket was jauntily slung over your shoulder and I caught a glimpse of an ID card lanyard trailing out the back of your jeans pocket. You rocked that gingham plaid buttondown like there was no tomorrow (business casual never looked so good!). Did you go to MIT, or was it Stanford? My god, you are one in a million.
Brunch at Mission Beach Cafe or rock climbing at Mission Cliffs? Yes, please!
ps — I’m the girl wearing the Warby Parkers. [link]
Be sure to click through and look at all the pics, while you can.
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Oh come on, no way this is real.
Obvious fake. LMM doesn’t have enough of a selection to have aisles!
Yeah – also they don’t sell wine.
Good work, detectives!
All these guys know more about Local Mission Market than I do – and I’ve been meaning to check that place out for months! How do they keep so current on stuff they don’t give a shit about?
Fake!
Everyone knows Google Glass isn’t compatible with iOS.
Hasn’t this satire format, target, and even content been done to death by now?
Hasn’t this complaint format, target and even content been done to death by now?
It’s important to know that gingham and plaid are two different things, and I suspect the word “buttondown” is being used improperly but may be accidentally correct. Therefore this is obviously fake.
Barf me out to the max.
Everything Must Go San Francisco is anonymousish group of San Franciscan’s who are getting rid of items for which we no longer have use for in the city of San Francisco, the Bay Area, and or Silicon Valley. Craigslist, Facebook and Tumblr are currently our mediums of choice. We are also single and known to post missed connections and sometimes even casual encounters. If you are interested in selling something about SF/Silicon Valley/ The Bay Area that you are sick of, feel free to write one up and send it our way.
Good site, would read again
Awesome sight! I’d “like” it but honestly “like” is something that needs to go!
Now that was a funny read!
Oh, you guys…You made my day…really