Bernalwood, our favorite neighborhood blog, yesterday published a guide to the anagramified secret messages hidden in the names of all the streets up on the hill. Today, we submit that the Mission’s secret messages are even better. Check these out:
Harem Ship = Hampshire
Air Horns = Harrison
Tater = Treat
Shaven Snouts = South Van Ness
Anal Vice = Valencia
Albino = Albion
Red Baron = Dearborn
Carnal S.O.S. = San Carlos
Rod Fail = Florida
Czar Have Sec = Cesar Chavez
Doe Cub = Duboce
Two Hells = Shotwell
Carpet Pest = Capp Street
In Carol = Clarion
Tart Belt = Bartlett
Ably Lamely = Balmy Alley
A Goner = Orange
Lava Road = Alvarado
Pig Deal = Lapidge
Old Sore = Dolores
Highlight the list to see the translations. Killer titillating anagrams, am I right?
Carpet Pest is the best.
SMUTTY!
Smutty- Take Your Tums
Way to rip-off BernalWood:
At least pick an original title to your plagarism!
http://bernalwood.wordpress.com/2014/01/29/revealed-titillating-messages-hidden-within-bernal-heights-street-names/
Oops. I am dumb.
Please crucify me, internet. I deserve it.
A MAN A PLAN A CANAL!
Did you purposely omit the rest of that palindrome?
It’s an anagram!
A MAC ANAL NAP. ANAL.