I was walking down the street yesterday, and my friend was telling me a story. As we passed a couple of guys who seemed to be cleaning out a garage, my friend was saying, “Technically–”
One of the guys whirled around and started yelling at us:
“TECHNICALLY?? FUCK TECHNICALLY!!”
“DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO RUB TWO STICKS TOGETHER TO MAKE A FIRE??”
“BULLSHIT! TECHNICALLY, FUCK!”
“DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO START A CAR??”
“FUCK GOOGLE!”
We kept walking. Gotta be careful what you say out there in the Mission.
(Technically, we were on our way to a lavish brunch at Beretta, and my friend was telling me a story about how her parents are having to fight back against a proposal that would allow more public access near their secluded beach house, so.) (But there’s no way that guy could’ve known any of that!) (Fuck Google.)
[Photo of a new BMW parking in front of an old BMW by @muppetnipps]
cool story
YAH! FUCK GOOGLE! GOOGLES OVER MAN! OVER!
Twitter is technically a better company to work for anyways.
Way better that it was about your parents beach house.
TECHNICALLY, California beaches are to be accessible to the public.
The fight against Hipsterism has to technically start somewhere.
how is it that the word ‘hipster’ can be used to describe both service-working, tattooed punk rockers AND tech yuppies?
Because “hipster” actually just refers to any particular kind of young urban person of middle-class upbringing that the referrer doesn’t like.
yeah, its like NIMBY; it has been drained of any real meaning and is just an insult.
Anyone talking about relatives cutting off public beach access while walking to a high end restaurant in San Francisco and using the term technically, might technically be a Hispster, an insult especially to those it applies.
This is probably the relative. http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_24380282/vinod-khosla-wins-key-martins-beach-battle
I peed next to that guy.
TECHNO
Tecnu.
TECMO BOWL
tecnu is awesome….
I still own all of you
Good for the garage-talker. We all feel that way about the effete dilettantes and their soft entitlements. Keep acting like the plague will miss you because you drive a Smart Car. (Not necessarily you, Hough).
I am so tired of this debate, tired of hearing this theme repeated four or five times a week. Money talks, bullshit walks, and that’s the way the world works, here and everywhere.
Like it or don’t, it doesn’t matter. It’s life.
Well, the “debate” is only going to get louder. It must be sad having such a lack of imagination. Your world seems very small.
>the “debate” is only going to get louder.
Sure it will. All I’m saying is that it’s tedious, goes nowhere, and produces nothing.
” All I’m saying is that it’s tedious, goes nowhere, and produces nothing”
-Like you.
Burning in God’s undertow….
You write as if you expect people to have sympathy for being interrupted as your friend discussed the woes of fighting the filthy public from accessing PUBLICLY OWNED LAND.
Non-technically? go fuck yourself, troll.
Funny, the ability to create fire was high tech at some point in human history.
Cleaning out the garage or cleaning out a garage.
White people problems